Q : I have no powers! Q the ordinary.
Picard : Q the liar, Q the misanthrope!
Q : Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?
Worf : Die.
Q : Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?
***
[Picard is in a dream and sees Q]
Q : Welcome, Picard. You're dead.
Picard : What?
Q : You're in Heaven. And I'm God.
Picard : You are NOT God.
Q : Blasphemy. I ought to smite you down right here.
Picard : The universe isn't THAT badly made.
***
Q : Temper, temper, Captain.
Picard : Get off my ship.
Q : I do so only because it suits me. But I cannot promise not to appear again.
***
[On Data]
Guinan : You could learn a lot from this one.
Q : Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.
Data : I am an android, not a robot.
Q : [sarcastically] Oh, beg your pardon.
***
Q : Jean-Luc, it's wonderful to see you again. How about a big hug?
[Puts his feet up on Picards desk]
Q : Well don't just stand there. Say something.
Picard : Get out of my chair.
***
That'll do for now